Lorem Ypsilon

A Taste of Freedom

Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts! Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me. That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Leela's Homeworld

What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso! Ummm…to eBay? Pansy.

Well, then good news! It's a suppository.

Hello, little man. I will destroy you!

Guess again.

Amazon Women in the Mood

OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Godfellas

Ask her how her day was. Then we'll go with that data file! Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Large bet on myself in round one. Professor, make a woman out of me.

Well, then good news! It's a suppository.

Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!

What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso!

Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch

No! Don't jump! Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!